|Brother Michael S.||Chapter President / Chief Technology Officer / Charter Member|
|Brother Dwight R.||Vice President / Charter Member|
|Brother Neal S.||Chapter Treasurer / Charter Member / PROB*|
|Brother Johnny T.||Charter Member at Large / PROB*|
|Brother Joe H.||Entertainment Director / Member|
|Brother Robert C.||Member|
|Brother David R. F.||Member|
|Brother Shawn N.||Member at Large / OTR*|
|Brother Allan G.||Former Member / PROB*|
|YOU?!||Member (online application coming soon)|
Members receive a personalize membership card, to brandish and incite jealousy from all others.
Members may also request a NoMaam.us email address, if desired. A perk of membership!
* OTR = On The Road - a member who's job keeps him from attendance. Is likely scouting out new locations across the country!
* PROB = Probation - a member we've seen, but hasn't attended a meeting in a reasonable amount of time.
* PRV = Provisional - must attend a meeting and participate in "rituals" as decided by members present.
* MIA = Missing In Action - a member we haven't seen in a long time and is subject to removal.